Popular Funny Quotes

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set up the explosion, then fly out before it goes off.
-- Robert Redford

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you make. Hollywood is not really black or white. It's green.
-- Will Smith

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.
-- Truman Capote

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
-- Bob Hope

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
-- Rita Rudner

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
-- Walter Winchell

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.
-- Jamie Lee Curtis (on growing old in Hollywood, March 2001, More Magazine)

Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
-- Groucho Marx

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore